All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper and measure 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)In addition to our cards being funny — each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.They say things like…”Man, what a wasted opportunity. We should have written something funny here.””Why are you reading the inside of your envelope? Read the card, it’s much funnier.””This envelope was printed on 28# White Wove Stock. But we can’t imagine why you would ever need to know that.””Become a fan of Bald Guy Greetings on Facebook. BAM! You just got marketed at.””This envelope was written by the same guy who wrote this greeting card. Probably not a big deal for you, but can you imagine how excited he is.”Wow! You read all of those. Thank you so much. I hope I’m not out of line when I say that you are amazing at your job and I look forward to working with you.-The Bald Guy (Ian)